no pls

long guy

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when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

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venuselectrificata:

venuselectrificata:
not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth
positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

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gawdofdopeshit:

Me

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(Source: capturememphis.com)

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rallythedead:

The only thing flat earthers have to fear… is sphere itself

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leiagrace:

your-art-is-fucking-shit:
leiagrace:
lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually.
men:
Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbian
No, apparently all men are apparently mindless creatures who crave women and do not know how women function.
Lesbian: *makes a joking post about straight men*
Straight Men:

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brattyangell:

no offense but i just…. want silence
everything is too loud and too much

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auris-cosplay:

Rosemarie seoir

(Source: twitter.com)

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freckledrose:

a bunch of sweet peas! 🌸 ig: kaelamei

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sappharah:

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

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bonitabreezy:

darnhomosexuals:
sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names

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